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All that splendid Spam!

April 1, 2014 By Talya Tate Boerner 11 Comments

Whenever I think my blog benefits no one and is a gigantic energy drain, I pause to read my spam comments. ย Enthusiastic robot spammers never fail to lift my spirits with such an unapologetic use of adjectives. And all those explanation points!!! Unabashed, gushing love. Sometimes a girl needs to be reminded how incredible(!) and magnificent(!) and astonishing(!) her blog really is. At least that’s what Calvin Klein tells me…

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Spam!

Have an astonishing(!) April Fool’s Day!

Grace Grits and Gardening

Musical Pairing:

Monty Pyton – Spam

โ€œThe internet is 95 percent porn and spamโ€
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Filed Under: Humor, Writing Tagged With: April Fool's Day, Spam

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Comments

  1. Barbara Tate says

    April 1, 2014 at 8:43 am

    Wish I had a Spam sandwich this morning, but I don’t have any bread and I don’t have any Spam. Oh, well. .

    Reply
    • Talya Tate Boerner says

      April 1, 2014 at 2:32 pm

      Go get you some.

      Reply
  2. Renee says

    April 1, 2014 at 9:00 am

    Lynn Skaggs probably has some if you are in the right part of the world…..lol

    Talya tu blog fue genial desde el principio, pero parece que se va rรกpido … April Fool Te amo!

    Reply
    • Talya Tate Boerner says

      April 1, 2014 at 2:32 pm

      I’m not in the right part of the world, but I bet there is some down the street at Fiesta… and Gracias!

      Reply
  3. Gary Henderson says

    April 1, 2014 at 9:31 am

    One of my favorite blog post series of mine is my Spam Poetry, where I take subject lines of spam emails and turn them into (often very risquรฉ) poetry. You just have to look at it a different way. I’m almost disappointed now that I get almost no spam on three of my email accounts, because I no longer have source material. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
    • Talya Tate Boerner says

      April 1, 2014 at 2:29 pm

      I need to read that. Sounds cool.

      Reply
  4. Corinne Rodrigues says

    April 2, 2014 at 2:26 am

    Ha ha…they seem to be getting more humorous these days, those spammers. Here’s part of a recent spam comment on my blog:
    Everyday Gyaan. I do have 2 questions for you if you tend
    not to mind. Could it be just me or do a few of the comments look as if they are coming from brain dead folks? ๐Ÿ˜›

    Reply
  5. Kathy says

    April 3, 2014 at 1:17 pm

    LMAO! Those are a riot! Thanks for sharing. Here I was already to read about the spam my mom used to dish up for dinner and found something entirely different. โ™ฅ

    Reply
    • Talya Tate Boerner says

      April 3, 2014 at 3:03 pm

      Thanks Kathy! Sorry to mislead:)

      Reply
  6. Gayle says

    April 3, 2014 at 2:49 pm

    I are reading your blog with much interesting. How thoughtful of you to be including those comments for us.

    LOL – loved this!!! Thanks Talya. My spam just consists of advertising, mostly from Nike.

    Reply
    • Talya Tate Boerner says

      April 3, 2014 at 3:02 pm

      haha thanks! I are glad you is astonished!

      Reply

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