Spam - grace grits and gardening

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Musical Pairing:

Monty Pyton – Spam

“The internet is 95 percent porn and spam”
― Margaret Atwood

Soon I will be so busy counting my money, there will be no time to write blog posts. According to Mr. Simon Yi, Chief Risk Officer of Industrial Commercial Bank of China in Hong Kong, I have been identified as the only surviving beneficiary of a wealthy Hong Kong businessman. Into the account of my choice, I shall receive 40% of $22,300,000 U.S. Dollars.

All I need do is confirm my interest in the funds. He is craving my participation.

Yeah, I bet he is.

As a leading international financial center, Hong Kong apparently handles dormant bank accounts a bit differently than we did at State Bank & Trust. Oh and I should probably give State Bank the heads up about my incoming $9Million…

I almost went to Hong Kong in 1983. While at summer school in Tokyo a group of students went for cheap electronics and jewelry. I didn’t want either. That’s my only connection to the place.

Until my newly found windfall magically appears, I will keep writing. And reading my amusing spam.

talya

Musical Pairings:

Monty Python – Spam

We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. – The Holy Grail – The Knights of the Round Table.