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How to Dice a Bell Pepper (and add years to your life)

December 14, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

During the holidays we spend precious time in the kitchen dicing and chopping, prepping for cornbread dressing and an assortment of sinful casseroles. For me, chopping was the most difficult part of cooking until I attended a Knife Skills Class at Central Market. 
Chef Tre Wilcox (Top Chef) – Central Market Cooking School

Seriously Life Changing. No joke.
If you learn the proper way to chop—and there is a trick to each veggie—you can add hours (years?) to your life.

Learning to dice a bell pepper was one of THE coolest things I learned. And yes, I am easily entertained, BUT if you have wrestled a bell pepper, attempting to remove the seedy-meaty part without it sailing across the countertop and/or without slicing off a finger, only to end up with oddly misshapen chunks, this is amazing.
Ok, ok, OK! So many people don’t eat bell peppers. First I say to you, the yellow and red ones are amazingly sweet and pack double the Vitamin C of the green ones, so give them a shot (Doug Henard) before you completely discard this veggie. Secondly, this chopping method works for tomatoes… Who doesn’t eat tomatoes? (Doug Henard?)
Rinse and dry the pepper. Be sure your knife is sharp.
This goes without saying, but I said it anyway.
Dairy Hollow cutting board/pepper/knife:)
Slice off both ends of the pepper so that it will stand level and upright (as if you were planning to stuff it.)
Slice vertically through one side of the pepper so that you can
lay it on its side to open it up like a book. 
Now you can easily get at the meat and seeds.
Lay your knife flat on the edge of the pepper 
where you opened it, with the blade facing toward the center meat.
Carefully unroll the pepper as you firmly slide the blade
over the pepper, slicing
away the meat membrane in one piece.
(Careful of your fingers…)
(I should have my left hand on top of the pepper, 
unrolling it, but that
hand holds the camera…)
pictures are blurry as my left hand holds the camera…

Voila! 
Now you have one strip of pepper that can be divided into two pieces,
making it easier to handle.
Discard the inner workings of the pepper into your compost or trash.
(This part is made almost entirely of water. If you use it in a sauce,
it will be soggy.)
Cut the individual pieces into sticks.
(The proper word is julienne.)
 These are perfect for a veggie tray w/ Ranch dip…
Line up the sticks and dice them.
 Now you have uniform diced peppers to stir fry or to top your salad.
Salad I made at Dairy Hollow:)
Yay! I told you. Cool beans.
talya
Musical Pairings:
Hongry, The Coasters

HaPpY BiRthDaY Kelsey!!

December 13, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

Happy 24th birthday to my Kelsey!  I love you so much.

Today during my practice writing exercise, I jotted down specific things I remember about the morning Kelsey was born. Funny what comes to mind…
Driving to the hospital around 5 am – it was dark outside. The streets were empty, too early for rush hour. Brian stopped at the ATM to get cash. “Why do you need cash,” I asked, labor pains becoming strong. “I don’t know, I just do.” He was young, but he knew kids would be expensive…?
We had no idea if we were expecting a girl or boy. 
Kelsey was born at 9:33 a.m. on a Tuesday morning in 1988. I was born at 9:33 on a Tuesday morning in 1962… Tuesday’s child is full of grace:)
Dallas had its first cold snap of the season while we were in the hospital. Warm when we checked in, freezing cold when we left. Typical.
Kelsey’s first outfit – a white cotton drawstring gown with Christmas presents on it. Our little Christmas present.
The hospital (Methodist Dallas) served us steak the night she was born.
My mother and mother-in-law stayed with us a few days to ‘help’. In our tiny apartment…The first night they stayed up late talking and talking and talking about a blue cheese pecan ball recipe they planned to make. Brian and I were exhausted, trying to sleep in the next room. 
I didn’t even think my mother liked blue cheese, but she did cook back then.

talya
Musical Pairing:
Birthday Song, The Beatles

Easy Bake Gone Bad

December 12, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

Sometime between the first televised moon landing and the last Bachelor rose ceremony, the Hasbro folks completely ruined the Easy Bake Oven. 
Gone is the signature turquoise color. Gone is the 100-watt bulb used for cooking.
Easy Bake Gone Bad
Like many toys from my magical youth, the Easy Bake is now constructed in cheap Chinese plastic, outsourced to East Asia only to be recalled in the USA. The worst part—the Easy Bake is now Pepto-Bismol pink. Must every girl thing be pink?

Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Barbie, but is she now the CEO of Hasbro? 

44ish years ago…

Sear Wish Book
On Saturday morning after Thanksgiving over giant bowls of Lucky Charms, Staci and I studied the Sears Christmas Wish Book. A three inch tome often used as a booster seat at the dining room table, the pages were stuffed with dreams of things we didn’t know we needed. Things not sold in town at Sterling’s Five and Dime. We thoughtfully discussed the merits of each item before allowing it on our carefully crafted Christmas list. 
This was an annual ritual and colossal decision. Gifts from Santa saw us through to summer birthdays.
The Easy Bake Oven, a novelty at the time, was at the top of the wish list. We both agreed with little discussion. We wanted that oven. Even more than the new Pan Am Barbie or Twister game. 
Easy Bake Oven!
We quickly posted our lists fireside allowing Santa plenty of time for toy building and sleigh packing. Santa was a busy man—almost as busy as Daddy.
On Christmas morning, presents were scattered around the room and the stockings were over-filled with chocolate candy and tiny trinkets, but the Easy Bake was our favorite and most used gift.

Once again, Santa had graciously overlooked our trespasses. Once again, Santa managed to locate our chimney way out in the country between Cottonwood Corner and Athelstan. These details were as amazing as the little turquoise oven. We attributed this continued good fortune to our daily consumption of Lucky Charms. They really were magical. Just like Christmas.

talya

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Musical Pairing:

You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch, Original 1966 Version

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Hi! I'm Talya Tate Boerner. Writer, Reader, Arkansas Master Naturalist / Master Gardener, Author of

THE ACCIDENTAL SALVATION OF GRACIE LEE (2016)

GENE, EVERYWHERE: a life-changing visit from my father-in-law (2020)

BERNICE RUNS AWAY (2022)

THE THIRD ACT OF THEO GRUENE (coming 2025)

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