Yesterday I voted. I voted even though it was almost too hot to vote, and the back of my neck started to sunburn as I walked across the melting pavement into my polling place.
Can this question really be asked in such a public way? Shouldn’t it be a secret ballot. The Target pharmacist is more discreet!
“Is that your husband behind you? Is he the same party as you?”
“No, he’s not my husband.” The man looked like a frightened rabbit and wandered over to another volunteer. Clearly we were the same party…
“And I can see Russia from my house.”
― Tina Fey