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| Ken’s Pizza, Eufaula, Ok |
It’s not everyday you get to dine with a prisoner chain gang. Driving to Fayetteville Friday, we stopped for lunch in Eufaula, Oklahoma. According to Urbanspoon, our lunch choices included Ken’s Pizza, a sketchy mexican place and I Smell Bacon. Now, I know exactly what you’re thinking. “How, could you pass up I Smell Bacon?” There was much discussion and debate, but we ended up at Ken’s. John loved Ken’s as a kid, and according to the Eufaula foodies, it had the highest rating on Urbanspoon.
A large table was prepared in the center of the restaurant, with pitchers of iced tea and place settings complete with silverware (including knives) and napkins. Magically, fresh new hot pizza pies were pulled from the ovens, perfectly timed and placed on the buffet just as the Eufaula prison work crew walked inside wearing matching white and orange striped prisonwear. They were accompanied by the sheriff who provided no sense of security or peace of mind whatsoever. He was slow and stooped and was being trusted with two guns. OhGreat! No doubt, we would soon be involved in a Eufaula hostage situation. (My mother has a history with hostages – another story for another day…)
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| Eufaula Foodies |
The pizza waitress became spirited and animated to see the prison work crew – flirting and talking and patting one guy on the shoulder. She probably went to prom with him? Or he was her cousin Bubba? They lined up, piled their plates with food, and then lunched at their reserved table laughing and talking and chowing down like they were VIPs in town scouting movie locations. Were these popular prisoners the Eufaula foodies who rated Ken’s so favorably on Urbanspoon? Luckily they were well behaved. And, thanks to the prisoners, we enjoyed a slice of hot fresh pizza before leaving.
Did the citizens of this county realize they were paying for the prisoners to eat Ken’s pizza during their litter lunch break? If I go to prison, I want to be on this chain gang. Fresh air and all you can eat pizza buffet. Of course the horizontal stripes are a bit tough to pull off.
Doug Coupland (Canadian novelist)
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| Best restaurant name ever! |
Enjoyed the read. Another good one and funny too. Talya’s mom
Of course y’all would run into the prison crew! Too too funny! Can’t wait to see what our AR adventure brings!
How could y’all not go to “I Smell Bacon”? Considering the severity of your crime, I think a crap meal with the prison VIP brigade is a blessing and a mere slap on the hand for your sin of passing up the aforementioned pork paradise. TIP: Whenever you are looking for a place to eat and happen upon a place with ‘BACON’ in name of the establishment, you should stop immediately and consider yourself lucky for having been given a second chance. Shame on you!
I know, I know! I totally had buyer’s remorse until the prisoners sashayed in at which time I realized there was a higher power in control. Luckily there will be plenty of opportunities to visit I Smell Bacon and I shall!