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Jeepers Creepers Where’d Ya Get Those Eyebrows?

January 30, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner 11 Comments

The Moms of Keiser Elementary School, Keiser, Arkansas
(left to right)
1. Lavern McLean Glaub
2. Barbara Perry
3. Ruth Barnett
4. Edwina Nash Graham
5. Peggy Eatmon
6. Barbara Creecy Tate (my mother)
Is this not the Best Photograph Ever???! Everything about this photo is incredible – the clothing and matching accessories, brilliant smiles, perfectly coiffed hair and expressive hands. They could have been hand models! And my, what perfect eyebrows these women had! I would bet money that not a single one of them ever paid ten bucks to have their brows waxed by Henri, the Vietnamese man at the corner of Live Oak and Skillman.  

Lavern Glaub was obviously about to pee in her pantyhose. I wonder who took the photo?  He must have been laying it on thick with these ladies. (Yes, you know it was a man.) Lavern was wearing a gorgeous dress, fit for a wedding by today’s standards. And this was for a PTA meeting! Today, schools could significantly boost fundraising if moms dressed this hot while their kids peddled all that gift wrap and chocolate chip cookie dough each fall. There was certainly no sag swag back then.    

Barbara Perry looked 12 years old. Even in black and white, it’s obvious she had rosy skin. To this day, all the girls from Keiser are envious of her daughter, who married the cutest-boy-to-ever-come-out-of-Keiser.

Ruth Barnett’s home always smelled of Allspice from the delicious raisin cookies she magically pulled from the oven as you walked into the back door. She apparently baked daily, as this could not have been planned – friends just “dropped in” on each other. Now if someone knocks at the door unexpectedly, it’s a kid selling ten pound buckets of chocolate chip cookie dough. Or gift wrap. In addition to her cookie baking, she was an excellent delegator, bordering on conniving.  She thought up projects to better the school and community, always managing to hook some unsuspecting volunteer (my mother) for the execution of the task.  It was part of her charm.  In the photo, she looks as if she knows a secret, but there were no secrets in Keiser.  I really want her purse.

Edwina Graham looked as if she breezed off a Pan Am turnaround flight for a quick layover before jetting off to Paris. She had arms more perfectly toned than Jennifer Aniston, and cooked like Giada de Laurentiis. She always had a huge pot of peas or beans simmering away on the stove, as if she was preparing a huge, community-wide feast. She probably was. And now her daughter is an amazing cook. The cutest-boy-to-ever-come-out-of-Keiser is her son.  

Peggy Eatmon’s daughter played basketball with me in junior high. Correction: her daughter played basketball, and I made sure she NEVER passed the ball to me. She threw the round ball like a missile, knocking even the boys to their knees during dodge ball. Dodge ball was stressful. 

And lastly, my mother. She had great eyebrows. Why didn’t I get those eyebrows? Yesterday I tried to make mine a bit fuller and darker but ended up looking like a cross between Brooke Shields and Priscilla Presley on her wedding day. Maybe Henri needs to see this picture? For whatever reason, my mother was stifling her laugh. This is typical.  She either shows no teeth or every tooth in her head when she smiles.  She told me last week as we looked at this photo that she always hated that skirt. Nevertheless, I’m sure it’s still in her house somewhere.  I bet I could find it.

I love the graffiti on the wall – “Class of 69”. That was the year the Eagle landed, Sesame Street premiered, Abbey Road was released and Wal-Mart became incorporated. And, it was the year my friends and I started 1st Grade. 


This is a Life Magazine cover-worthy photo (circa 1971-72ish).  It proves that beauty is timeless.  


  

talya


Musical Pairings:
Simon & Garfunkel, “Mrs.  Robinson”
Tom Jones, “She’s a Lady”



Filed Under: Life, Memories Tagged With: BAT, history, Keiser, Mississippi County, Northeast Arkansas, PTA, Ruth Barnett

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Comments

  1. Anonymous says

    January 31, 2012 at 4:39 am

    You are brilliant. I fully expect you to embark on a career as a famous writer now. You’re going to have Arkansas saying, “John Grisham? Who’s that?” 🙂

    Reply
  2. Jenny says

    January 31, 2012 at 7:23 am

    I’ll bet all theses ladies are still friends, too! PTA is definitely not like this anymore. How sad.

    Reply
  3. Anonymous says

    January 31, 2012 at 8:25 am

    love this ,,cause I remember some of these ladies. cause i was at Keiser High School too but
    I was a couple of grades behind…I have a picture of basketball days when they won state..need to get that to you so you can write story….thanks
    linda gail

    Reply
  4. Anonymous says

    January 31, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Loved this Talya. theBAT

    Reply
  5. Anonymous says

    January 31, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Okay, all you anonymous people. Give us a hint to who you are. I am anonymous because I couldn’t figure out how to be otherwise. Thus my hint: theBAT

    Reply
  6. Bryanski says

    January 31, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    Amen about this photo!

    Reply
  7. grace grits and gardening says

    January 31, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    Thanks for reading!

    Reply
  8. Becky Smith says

    February 3, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Love, Love, Love!!

    Reply
  9. Anonymous says

    February 4, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    Love…Love….Loved this!!!! Thanks so much!!! Grace’s Mazie

    Reply
  10. Edwina Nash Graham says

    February 26, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    Thanks for the memories, we Keiser gals are a close bunch.
    From the Mother of the cutest boy in Keiser…..

    Reply

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