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back home in Dallas…

December 6, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

On December 5, I write poolside. Barefoot. My herbs are lush and vigorous, relieved to have survived the blazing summer.

Hole-in-the-wall restaurants, tucked into favorite neighborhoods, satiate Tex-Mex cravings. Cheese enchiladas with extra jalapeños, gooey white queso so amazing I could eat like soup. Top Shelf margaritas, hold the salt. Did you save room for sopapillas?
 
Grand old ladies sit side by side, rooted to the ground for one hundred years, proud and strong with perfectly aligned porches. Overnight, garland adorns columns. Swags of red berries and bells replace fall wreaths. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Munger Place, Dallas, Texas

Lucy and Annabelle tug and strain on their leashes, then stop to greet neighbors and sniff out smells buried in dry grass. We gather with friends on Harry’s porch for happy hour.

A few blocks away, a tall green rectangle juts into the night sky, a floating box glows holiday red, a rotating sphere boasts a dazzling display of white lights. The heavens are illuminated by neon. 
Dallas Skyline

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Musical Pairing:

Texas (When I Die), Tanya Tucker

Yip Yips

November 17, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

I grew up watching Sesame Street. And I thought the Yip Yips were hilarious.

At 1:25 a.m. this morning, not so much. Lucy and Annabelle turned into Yip Yips–the yip yip yipping was woof woof woofing. Low, guttural, not a true bark.

In our Fayetteville bedroom, the entire wall is window. Forest sounds surround us. Lucy and Annabelle see everything with nocturnal razor-sharp eyesight. And, nothing gets past the floppy ears.
One little schnauzer head popped up from underneath the covers, floppy little ears like yip yip antennae in the dark. Woof woof woof. Then the other little schnauzer head joined in, floppy yip yip ears illuminated in the room. Woof woof woof yip yip yip…
Of course now, at 7:00 a.m., the yip yips are sleeping soundly. 
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Sesame Street Theme

until we meet again…

November 9, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

Fayetteville
November afternoon, 2012

Fayetteville, Ar. November afternoon.

While Lucy and Annabelle took me for an afternoon stroll, we came upon two women chatting in the front yard of a red brick house. One lady sitting on the stone wall gripping her walker, the other playing with her towheaded grandson. They spoke to me and we made quick introductions. It was downhill from there…

Cheerful Lady: Your dogs are so cute! What breed?
Me: Miniature Schnauzers—the gray one is Lucy and the white one is Annabelle.
Negative Nellie: I tell you one thing, dogs are alot more work than cats.
Me: Yes they love their walks…
Negative Nellie:  Now, which house did you buy?

Me: The little green house just up the block. Two houses from the corner on Walnut. Kathy Thompson’s house.
Cheerful Lady: Oooohhhh I love that house. 
Negative Nellie: The one that always floods?
Me: uuuuhhhhh, no, I hope not…
Cheerful Woman: No it does not.
Negative Nellie: (cutting her short): Nope. That never comes up when you’re buying, does it? Floods every year, the whole entire neighborhood. 
Cheerful Woman: No, not every year. (eye roll & head shake) 
Negative Nellie: Yep, bet they didn’t tell you about that ditch either. Floods every year, flooded your house even (to Cheerful Woman)…
Cheerful Woman: It wasn’t that bad. Maybe five years ago…just a little water in the basement.
Negative Nellie: Shoulda’ stayed in Dallas where its flat. Never floods there does it?
Me: Well, yes sometimes.
Negative Woman: So what do you do?
Me: I’m a writer.
Cheerful Woman: Oh that’s exciting. You’re in the right place for writing.
Negative Woman: Yeah, I write too. Got lots of rejection letters. (laughing hysterically)
Cheerful Woman: Well it was nice to meet you (I sensed she was becoming less cheerful and looking for a way to break free.)
Negative Nellie: I’m gonna just follow you home and see which house you are talking about.
Me: Ok! (oh great…)

walking…

Negative Nellie: That yard I was in—that’s my daughter’s house. Gave it to her. She found herself homeless, so I gave her my house. I moved to (blah blah blah). Still thinking about the flooding problem, I wasn’t paying attention.

Fayetteville House
Me: Here it is. This is our little house.
Negative Nellie: Well, you call that green? That’s not green. That’s gray.
Me: Ummmm. Looks green to me.
Negative Nellie: Hmpf! I see you have that huge tree in your front yard—it’s gonna crash into your roof, I hope you realize.
Me: Well I hope not. We had it trimmed. The arborist said it was healthy. Why was I justifying anything to this sour puss? 
Negative Nellie: Well, let me tell you, the storms come in from this direction (swirling one hand around while hanging on to her walker with the other). Please don’t fall, please don’t fall (sour puss or tree)… Those storms are just the right direction to blow that tree onto your roof. 
Me: Well I hope not. (my standard response)
Negative Nellie: My daughter had a huge tree crash onto her back porch.
Me: Wow that’s too bad.
By this time, I was wondering what I would serve this woman for dinner.
Awkward silence.
Me: Well it was very nice to meet you.
Negative Nellie: Probably won’t ever see you again. Going up to Bentonville for a while. My daughter is having surgery. She told me not to come back to her house until she fully recuperates. I irritate her.
Me: Oh I can’t imagine that’s true.

She mumbled all the way to the corner…

talya

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Musical Pairing:

Happy Trails, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans

“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.” 
― Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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Hi! I'm Talya Tate Boerner. Writer, Reader, Arkansas Master Naturalist / Master Gardener, Author of

THE ACCIDENTAL SALVATION OF GRACIE LEE (2016)

GENE, EVERYWHERE: a life-changing visit from my father-in-law (2020)

BERNICE RUNS AWAY (2022)

THE THIRD ACT OF THEO GRUENE (coming 2025)

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