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Dallas County Jury Duty – The End

June 17, 2013 By Talya Tate Boerner

DALLAS COUNTY JURY DUTY: read from the beginning…
Part One Dallas County Jury Duty
Part Two Dallas County Jury Duty
Part Three Dallas County Jury Duty
Part Four Dallas County Jury Duty

We were half-way into day two of jury duty with still no testimony. 
Half-way into day two, I knew way more about my fellow jurors than the Defendant, Jon Paul Goff.
“The Judge is ready for you,” the bailiff announced just as I finished my insanity-saving Zentangle. 
Jury Duty Zentangle…
A mind-numbing discussion ensued about jury member purses.

“Can we take our purses?”
“Should we leave our purses?” 
“Are you leaving yours?”
“That’s a cute purse.”
“Will the room be locked?”
“What if I need my purse?” 
I wanted to whack Lucy with my purse. Overly Eager evidently thought we had been sequestered. She brought enough stuff to live in the deliberation room a week. 
“You won’t be in there long,” the bailiff answered. My ears perked. Why? Because the case had settled or because we would be breaking for lunch in ten minutes?
I carried my purse. 
All rise.
The Defendant’s chair was noticeably empty.
The attorneys on both sides looked drained.
The Judge announced the Defendant had pled guilty.
I was not surprised. The Defendant had observed enough of the crazy twelve to forego a jury trial and take his chances with the Judge. The Judge sentenced him to eighteen years in the state penitentiary. Eighteen years was sobering.
Back in the deliberation room jurors gathered purses and uneaten lunches. Lucy consoled Overly Eager who collapsed in her chair near tears at being gypped of her week-long trial. 
“What you didn’t know,” the bailiff said,” is that the Defendant skipped out on his bail and was on the run for two years. That’s why it took so long to get him to trial.” 
Lucy gasped with hand over pie hole.
I was free.
The defendant was not. 
I drove home thinking about how someone chooses such a destructive life path? I drove home thankful for my family and upbringing and sense. I drove straight home and googled Jon Paul Goff.
Up popped his BLOG… The Dopeman’s Bible.
The man was a blogger. He blogged while he was a fugitive.

For all of cyberspace to see, he ranted about his crime and gang member friends. He rejoiced about rehab and recovery. He regretted the loss of family relationships, including his young daughter.
I hope he finds peace. 

talya

p.s. The link to his blog is:  The Dopeman’s Bible. (contains language…)

Empty Nest

June 13, 2013 By Talya Tate Boerner

Our nest is empty. I write.

photo courtesy of morgueFile

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6-Word Memoir (assignment at Hemingway-Pfeiffer Creative Writing Retreat)


For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. – Ernest Hemingway (6 word memoir)

Old Red Courthouse

June 12, 2013 By Talya Tate Boerner

wordless wednesday

Old Red Courthouse, Dallas, Texas

Built in 1890, Old Red is made of huge blocks of gray granite and red sandstone from Arkansas and Pecos, Texas. 

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Hi! I'm Talya Tate Boerner. Writer, Reader, Arkansas Master Naturalist / Master Gardener, Author of

THE ACCIDENTAL SALVATION OF GRACIE LEE (2016)

GENE, EVERYWHERE: a life-changing visit from my father-in-law (2020)

BERNICE RUNS AWAY (2022)

THE THIRD ACT OF THEO GRUENE (coming 2025)

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