You’ve heard the question—if you could host a dinner party and invite anyone, dead or alive, who would you invite?
The subject intrigues me. I feel I need to be ready with my answer in case by some miracle, I’m allowed this opportunity yet have only one minute to respond else lose my chance.
I’ve thought about various actors but haven’t been able to come up with anyone. I’m not very impressed with famous people and think I would be uncomfortable entertaining total strangers.
Oprah? No.
President Obama? No.
I’ve considered historical people like Abraham Lincoln and George Washington. Maybe...but the pressure to ask intelligent questions would be daunting.
William Shakespeare? No, Methinks I shan’t understand a word he saith.
Jesus? No need. He would already be there.
Sports figures? Dirk Nowitzski? Yes! Dirk could eat with us anytime.
Robert Griffin III? Obviously.
I’ve decided instead of famous or infamous people, I would invite my family, those gone and those still here. Nana and Papa Creecy, Daddy, Aunt Virgie, Aunt Rena, Aunt Lavern, Uncle Woody, etc. I’d invite Mammaw Ruby and Papa Homer and Ted and Freddie Joe Parnell and John’s entire family. I’d include all the cousins on both sides of the family so no one would get a word in edgewise.
One big family reunion.
Oh, and I’d invite Elvis to provide the musical entertainment.
Now, what should I cook?
talya
“All hell done broke loose now!” – Tillie, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
(and yes, Becky, I know exactly who you’d invite…)
Colene and Tom says
Family first!
Talya Tate Boerner says
yes!
Gary Henderson says
Now, what should I cook?
Well, duh! If Elvis is going to be there, your menu is set. Fried peanut-butter and banana sandwiches, of course!
🙂
The first two names that popped into my head when I read the opening question were “Nanny and Granddaddy.” It’s coming up on four years since we lost Nanny. I still miss her so much.
Talya Tate Boerner says
So, I had already thought about Elvis food, but more of a deconstructed peanut butter banana pudding for dessert? Time to bring Elvis into the future… Something Top Chef worthy? And if I ever have the opportunity to do this, your family can join my family. We are practically family, right? T.
Talya Tate Boerner says
And, would it be rude to ask everyone to bring a dish? I could sure use some of Mammaw Tate’s chicken and dumplings…and Nana’s chocolate pie…
Anonymous says
Enjoyed the read. I want all the above at my dinner party. All the people in your pictures. theB
Anonymous says
The first person who popped into my head was my mother. B
Talya Tate Boerner says
me too.
Michael Adams says
Loved this! I’d have a difficult time choosing between either my heroes or long gone family to be honest. I had never considered deceased family until you posted the idea. (though I haven’t given this question much though before either).
Here is my list (off the top of my head)
– My Dad (died when I was seven)
– I might pass on Obama and go for Hillary at this point (I’m curious about foreign policy)
– The Dali Lama (always and forever him)
– My step-son says, “Marilyn Manson, to ask what the hell is wrong with him.”
– I’ll add Stephen Colbert (comedy is always good)
– My step-son says “Lucile Ball, because he wants to hear about the radio waves she thought she was picking up in her tooth filling.”
– David Sedaris (though he might compete with Stephen Colbert over being funny)
– I think I’d have to invite Meister Eckhart, though I might regret it later
– Malcolm X might be interesting (again I might regret that though)
– Julius Caesar (I just have to know why he didn’t listen to Brutus’ warning not to enter the Senate today).
Talya Tate Boerner says
Oooh interesting and diverse list! Yes on the comedy idea:))
I’ve since decided to add Reade Macon Washington, George Washington’s lesser known cousin who lived and died in our house. And Robert Munger, the man who developed our neighborhood. Would love to chat with them about Dallas 100 years ago..
Anonymous says
Love it! I’ll be there! I’ll bring a Mexican Wedding Cake and Mamma Ruby’s Chess Pie, and Egg Custard Pie. I’m afraid I never have got the dumplings down, but could bring some dressing! Just don’t ask me to bring WessonOilCake or any dirivative thereof. 🙂 Love your guest list.
Talya Tate Boerner says
Ok you don’t have to bring that many dishes and no, no Wesson Oil cupcakes…
Patricia A. Laster says
I’d have to serve whatever Schwan’s products I’ve bought–mashed potatoes, Philly Chicken, a green veggie melange, strawberries and blueberries and, of course, an ice cream cup for dessert. Loved the post AND the comments.
Talya Tate Boerner says
Sounds like a great meal! Can I come to yours?
Kelsey Erickson says
Great post, Mom. I want to come to this party, especially if Elvis is playing.
Talya Tate Boerner says
Of course you would come! You need to meet alot of these people, including Elvis:)
Barbara Tate says
Loved this.