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Deputy Nana

October 29, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

My mother the deputy
Deputy BAT

My mother was hauled down to the bowels of the Memphis International Airport when the x-ray machine spotted her pistol in the bottom of her purse. It was simply a silly misunderstanding, but nevertheless the FAA frowned on it, even pre-September 11. The security agent may not have detected the firearm, which is a scary notion, but as the purse disappeared into the machine’s black hole Momma gasped in a guilty panic, “Oh no!”, drawing more attention to herself than normal. 

“Run that purse through again,” the agent ordered.

Prior to the incident, she had only begun to pack. An Arkansas State Trooper friend encouraged she carry a gun after the recent shootout at her house. A tri-state manhunt and interstate roadblock ended with one escaped prisoner dead at her back door, his cellmate shot and injured in the bean field out back and their terrified hostage at Momma’s kitchen table. Anyone who knows our family, knows this excitement is typical for us.

Bullet holes still nick the spanish tile floors inside the house as a constant reminder and conversation starter. Not that she ever needs a conversation starter. In the time it takes to check out at Wal-Mart, my mother has a talent for learning the innermost secrets of the person queued up behind her. 

Barney Fife

But like overzealous Barney Fife, my mother’s gun mainly just created problems. It was an innocent mistake, an unfortunate accident resulting in twelve months of probation. 

Clearly these people in Tennessee didn’t know who she was. 

She was forced to walk a fine line as she met monthly with her probation officer in Memphis and attended court with other criminals. Thomas Tate, much like Andy Taylor, was surprisingly calm throughout this ordeal. But really, what choice did he have?


Upon successfully fulfilling the terms of probation including not drinking wine at the country club, her record was completely expunged. She could vote again. And since that nightmare, to our knowledge, she has managed to keep her nose clean. We are so proud.

Mississippi County Arkansas

Last week at home while spring breaking with my sister and her kids, Momma was sworn in as honorary deputy of Mayberry Mississippi County, receiving a badge and identification card at the county jail. Oh, if Thomas Tate had lived to see this day.

How many kids in Plano, Texas returned to school saying, “We spent our spring break gambling at the horse track after a quick trip to Graceland. Oh and our Nana was sworn in as deputy at the county farm?” ZERO. But we had an educational spring break, learning that with hard work anyone can get their life back on track. 

talya

Grace Grits and Gardening
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Musical Pairing:

Elvis Presley, Jailhouse Rock

“I say this calls for action now. Nip it in the bud.” Barney Fife

So Haute!

October 25, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

Elizabeth Crigger Scokin and I couldn’t be more different. Although both the daughters of cotton farmers raised in the same bend of the Mississippi River, we chose different paths. Or maybe those paths chose us. Elizabeth traveled the road to high fashion; my pathway led to not-so-high finance with a recent detour to writing.

Elizabeth Crigger Scokin

While her closet is full of couture and 4-inch designer heels, shopping for me involves browsing my favorite bookstore wearing shoelace-less Chuck Taylor’s.

It takes all kinds, right? Some are destined for the runway. Some dream to write about it.

Elizabeth  grew up in Blytheville, Arkansas, a few miles north of my hometown. The streets are lined with old southern homes and evenly spaced shade trees, planted by forward thinking city planners decades ago. Overlapping branches form a natural arbor leading to the charming storefronts along Main Street. In the 1970s, downtown Blytheville offered a variety of retail and restaurants options. It’s where we did our back-to-school shopping. Plus, there was a new Sonic near the Interstate.

A trip to Blytheville often meant a quick visit with the Criggers, family friends who farmed land near ours. Their home was always warm and inviting, with a fabulous dish simmering on the stove or baking in the oven. Mrs. Crigger was a quintessential southern lady who effortlessly cooked a standing rib roast wearing a string of pearls. Mr. Crigger was a fixture in our den each night, stopping for a cocktail on the way home from work.
Elizabeth, their youngest daughter, was tall, thin, timeless, as if the best attributes from each parent were hand-selected for her.  A natural beauty.I was generic and indistinguishable.

She was haute. I was most definitely not.
While I was more at home at That Bookstore in Blytheville, Elizabeth was apparently more influenced by Westbrook’s Fashion. Influenced enough to take fashion to another level… On second thought, she likely skipped Blytheville retail altogether, driving straight to Memphis for her shopping needs or pulling together some fabulous look from her mother’s closet.
Since those days in Northeast Arkansas, Elizabeth Crigger Scokin’s dreams lead her to modeling in Dallas, and later to Nashville where she founded Haute Hostess Aprons, a luxury apron line inspired by her Grandmother Crigger’s vintage apron.

 

These aren’t your everyday ho-hum, chicken frying, run-of-the-mill aprons. These elegant designs caught the eye of Oprah… The fabrics, silky or sheer netting, are embellished with ribbons, flowing satin sashes and flouncy hems. Looking more cocktail dress than cooking apron, they pair perfectly with Manolo’s and a tray of martinis.Haute Hostess Aprons can be found at Stanley Korshak and Duo in Dallas and Bauman’s in Little Rock along with other high-end boutiques throughout the South. And as a bonus, each apron comes with an enchanting name such as the cheetah printed Georgette from the Glam It Up Collection or the Cornelia from the Give Me Sugar Christmas Collection adorned with jewel-toned bells. For this Fall’s diva tail-gate party or sorority tea, there is a Collegiate Collection in game day colors.

Elizabeth brings glamour into the kitchen.

A few weeks ago one of my friends was stumped on what to wear to a business conference, the appropriate attire noted on the invitation as Delta Casual. Who better to ask than Elizabeth, the Delta’s own fashionista? Her answer included “for night, a great gold or silver belt for twinkle…” I don’t own a gold or silver belt. I was thinking more boyfriend jeans… Oh my.

As I considered our differences, I began to recognize our commonality beyond farm and geography.  We share a love of cooking, drawing on yesterday’s family gatherings for inspiration. And we both love aprons.

My fun collection of aprons includes mostly vintage ones picked up at flea markets. A bit kitschy, they feel and smell of another time. I imagine the ladies who wore them fifty years ago, and the large family meals they prepared.

Two years ago, my mother added to my collection giving me the most amazing apron, perfect for my annual Halloween party. Bright orange netting with a billowy black satin sash, the apron is trimmed in rows of black and purple rickrack. It’s an original Haute Hostess design – Samantha from the Give Me Sugar Collection. It is the only designer item hanging in my closet. And I wear it with my pearls, of course. And jeans and boots…

Me and Samantha:)

Elizabeth and I share the same mantra – if you follow your passion, great things will happen. Even for two farmer’s daughters.

Spicy Cheese Wafers (Pat Crigger)

2 c extra sharp cheddar cheese 
2 sticks butter – melted 
2 c plain flour – sifted (I NEVER sift flour, but Pat Crigger probably did…) 
1 3/4 T tabasco 
dash of red pepper 
2 c rice crispies 

Mix together cheese and butter. In another bowl, mix flour, tabasco and red pepper. All the flour mixture to the cheese mixture and mix in the rice crispies. Refrigerate until slightly firm – firm enough to roll into balls. 

Roll into marble size balls. Arrange on an ungreased cookie sheet and mash with a fork. Cook for 13-15 minutes at 350 degrees. Perfect fall appetizer!

Spicy Cheese Wafers

 

talya

Musical Pairing:

Theme Song to Bewitched

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.” 
― Oscar Wilde

 

It was a dark and stormy night…

October 16, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

It was a dark and stormy night…

Ok not really. The night was clear and cold, but living on a farm, every night was dark. On Halloween, the glow of an orange harvest moon only added murky shadows to nightfall.
With no neighbors, no sidewalks, no streetlights, treats were few and far between. My sister and I worked extra hard to fill our plastic jack-o-lanterns, making each piece of candy seem a treasure.
One Halloween, Momma drove us from farmhouse to farmhouse down Highway 77 from Smith’s Store almost to Manila. Nana went with us that year which made the outing even more fun. At 55 years old, this was Nana’s first time ever to trick or treat. Excited to play dress-up, her costume was brilliant yet simple as the best often are. An old stocking pulled tightly over her head to below her chin distorted all facial features, smashing her long humped nose and stretching her lips. With a black coat to complete the look, she became the witch from Snow White.

With our pumpkins almost full, we saved the best for last. The Cockram house was my favorite, built of native stone with a long gravel driveway that twisted through the heavily treed front yard.

There was good candy inside that house, you could just tell.
Turning the car lights off, Momma drove slowly up the drive, stopping a few yards away from the house, leaving us to walk to the front door with Nana.
Trick or Treat!
Do you have candy for my starving kids? Nana pleaded in a scary voice, adding an evil cackle and holding out a shaky hand.
Although family friends, it was evident they had no idea who we were. They peeped at our car, but the night was black, and without headlights the color of the car was not obvious. The drapes around the dining room window moved aside as someone inside watched us.
Do we know you?They asked.
No, we are just a family who needs lots of caaaandyyyyy. Nana screeched, nearly scaring me.
Back in our car, we giggled quite proud that we remained nameless. In the back seat, I felt inside my plastic pumpkin trying to determine the latest additions based on the size and shape of each small candy. Unwrapping a Bit o’ Honey, I popped it into my mouth, dropping the wrapper back into the jack-o-lantern. Nana joked about how we got them good!
Momma agreed, laughing as she backed down the drive toward the highway, still without the headlights. We were stealthy, covert, the car remaining invisible. The Cockrams continued to watch from the picture window, completely stumped.
Halloween was so fun!
A loud crack! A jolt that hammered us (seatbelt-less) into the front seat. My pumpkin spewed candy into the floor as I nearly choked on my Bit o’ Honey.
Quite the opposite of sneaky, Momma had rammed the car into a tree, breaking the taillight, splintering the tree trunk and bringing an abrupt end to our spirited shenanigans. The Cockrams spilled out onto the drive, actually excited their tree brought our identities into the light of this Halloween night.
Finally home, we had to explain this little trick to Daddy.
Boo!
My sister and me. I was seriously rocking the eyebrows…
 talya

Musical Pairing:

Halloween Great Pumpkin Mix

This post is Day 2 of BLOGtober Fest for Arkansas Women Bloggers. Theme Halloween Memories…


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Hi! I'm Talya Tate Boerner. Writer, Reader, Arkansas Master Naturalist / Master Gardener, Author of

THE ACCIDENTAL SALVATION OF GRACIE LEE (2016)

GENE, EVERYWHERE: a life-changing visit from my father-in-law (2020)

BERNICE RUNS AWAY (2022)

THE THIRD ACT OF THEO GRUENE (coming 2025)

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