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Hairy Words

January 21, 2013 By Talya Tate Boerner

I have crazy psycho dreams. This, I’ve already confessed in prior posts.  Lately, my dreams have involved writing. Because.I’m.Obsessed. Possessed?

In my dreams, thoughts gush from the tip of my favorite pen, flowing and filling blank pages. In my dreams, I type fluently with fingertips on home keys, tap-tap-tap, as automatic as blinking. In my dreams, I edit, slash, replace, rack my brain for precise words that combine to form a magical sentence. Prose that flows likes a favorite melody. Words that sing.

In my most recent dream, I gazed into my mother’s magical magnifying mirror, the mirror she drags on every road trip. (The mirror that weighs fifteen pounds.) I discovered my eyebrows were unruly, in desperate need of plucking. A few wild stray hairs grew here and there, undetected by blurred fifty-year-old vision. Undetected without help from the hulking amplifier.

As I studied these shapeless brows, I noticed each hair was not a hair at all. Each hair was a word. A teeny-weeny minuscule group of letters. Why had I never noticed?

As I carefully tugged microscopic words from between my eyebrows, I wondered, did other people realized these hairs were adjectives and adverbs?
With my tweezers, I plucked…
very
          suddenly
      the
 small
                  important
           was
 just
               seem
   awesome…

Growing off to the side, I removed…
          interesting. 
Stray hairs. Stray words. 
When I finished, I admired my clean, evenly shaped eyebrows.
I’ve been writing word by word, bird by bird, bean by bean, hair by hair… I’ve been editing word by word, bird by bird, you get the picture.
Today, I shall take a break and go outside to play.
talya

Musical Pairing:

I Can See Clearly Now, Johnny Nash

“So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.” 
― Dr. Seuss

A very good year.

January 16, 2013 By Talya Tate Boerner

Today is my 14th wedding anniversary AND the 1 year anniversary of my First Blog Post.
Yay!

Happy Anniversary to my husband John who endures my constant writing and blogging and constant talking about writing and blogging. John, who makes it possible for me to constantly write and blog and talk about writing and blogging. John, who is often the inspiration of my constant writing and blogging…

It’s been a year of waaaaay out-of-my-comfort-zone experiences.
It’s been a year filled to the brim with blessings.  
I’ve met interesting people who have become friends, mentors and/or supportive readers.
My cup most definitely runneth over. 

talya

Musical Pairing:

Happy Anniversary, The Flintstones

My blog/writing year by the numbers…

51,492 page views in blog
38,194 words drafted in novel
310 blog posts published
236 GraceGrits Facebook likes
169 pages written in novel
161 followers (blog & twitter)
45 days of journal free-writing
31 pages of prose drafted
29 zentangles drawn
22 short stories written
16 Lakewood Advocate Blog Posts published
14 contest rejections received
11 guest blog posts published
10 pounds gained
7 days spent at Dairy Hollow
5 days writing at Hemingway-Pfeiffer
3 days learning at Fearless Writing seminar
2 Outpost Magazine Articles Published
1 outbreak of shingles

My Cosmo Man

December 28, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

Yesterday the postman delivered three new books to me. Our postman has impeccable timing. Having just finished Wild by Cheryl Strayed, I wandered around the house in a dull depressed daze, stricken with the end-of-a-great-book-doldrums. And yes, I have tons more books I could be reading, but I couldn’t wait to receive these particular books. 

Two were books about writing recommended by Crescent Dragonwagon during the Fearless Writing seminar I recently attended. Magical writing secrets were hidden inside these books, I was certain.
The other book Flights of Fancy was fresh off the press, written by Fearless attendee and my new friend Crow Johnson Evans. I wanted to read and own and smell the book published by someone I spent three days with writing and laughing and talking. And crying, there was a bit of crying. Crow  was someone who gave me hope it could really happen, this book-writing-thing.

In addition to my three amazing books, we received a tardy Christmas card (but I’m not knocking it, I never mailed mine…), a(nother!) William-Sonoma catalog and a Cosmopolitan Magazine.
Cosmopolitan Magazine?
I don’t have a subscription to Cosmopolitan Magazine. I’ve never had a subscription to Cosmopolitan Magazine.
According to the label, John now has a six-month subscription to Cosmopolitan Magazine. His name was even spelled correctly. 
What an interesting little twist.
I accused him of ordering it for me. He accused me of ordering it for him. 

Was this a prank played by the guys at his office? 
A strange mistake?

I don’t know, but he took that magazine to bed with him and read it front to back:) And it seemed to hold his attention better than those Game of Throne books he’s been wading through for weeks…

talya

musical pairings:

Baby, What a Big Surprise, Chicago

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Hi! I'm Talya Tate Boerner. Writer, Reader, Arkansas Master Naturalist / Master Gardener, Author of

THE ACCIDENTAL SALVATION OF GRACIE LEE (2016)

GENE, EVERYWHERE: a life-changing visit from my father-in-law (2020)

BERNICE RUNS AWAY (2022)

THE THIRD ACT OF THEO GRUENE (coming 2025)

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