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I resigned from my loan officer position at State Bank & Trust about nine months ago. After 25 years with the same management, it was a huge change for everyone. After a quarter-century, I couldn’t just write any old plain vanilla milk toast resignation letter…
I’ve had several friends request a copy of my letter, so I’m printing it here.
To: State Bank & Trust
Re: Letter of Resignation
It is with mixed emotions that I write this letter to notify you that
____I’m bored with the same ole stories
____ I hate all my work clothes
____ I am tired of doing banking reports
____ I can’t hold my stomach in anymore
_x__ it’s time for a change.
I am therefore
____ going to beauty school
____ dropping out of society
____ getting plastered
____ learning Mandarin
____ having another baby
____ joining the clergy
_x__ tendering my resignation from the bank.
Please note that
____ I am hilarious
____ you will never see me again
____ I am hearing voices
____ I am changing my phone number
_x__ November 1, 2011 will be my last day of employment.
I would like to thank you for
____ never a dull moment
____ second hand smoke
____ internet access
____ free coffee and cheap insurance
____ letting me wear pants since 1995
____ a wonderful, fun job for a long, long time
_x__ ALL OF THE ABOVE!
Yours very truly,
Talya Tate Boerner
Love it
Really? Hilarious!
Yes really.
Best. Letter of resignation. EVAR.
Thank you. Thank you very much…
You really sent this? Of course you did. It sounds just like you. I loved it and I am sure David did too.(NOT) I have always liked that picture of everyone in their Mavs’ shirts. The sign across the top says: “TATE BANK & TRUST”. All of you did have some fun at that bank. Talya’s Mom
Yes I sent this to the Board of Directors. They love me:)
Clever, clever. Only a writer would think of such.
:))
That’s great! I may borrow it when I leave again 🙂
Yes please feel free to plagiarize it:)
I want to use a form similar this when I retire from teaching Kim a few years. I love it! Brilliant!
Feel free:)
Very nice….
Gracie’s Mazie
Just as hilarious the second time around!
Very funny! I work at a bank, so I can only imagine.
Excellent! At least you left them with some flair…
LOL!!! I just saw this for the very first time, and it’s AWESOMELY and CLEVERLY HILARIOUS! Only you, Talya!…haha
wow, where you been?
Best resignation letter ever, still.
Very good resignation letter, sounds just like you. Love it.
Thank you:)
I really “like” this, Talya….Where’s the “share” button on here?=)
That’s a good one Talya.
haha thanks Frances!