WAIT! It WAS Laura Bush!!!
Valet Man: You want a car wash while you eat? (He yelled as I walked away.)
Me: No. This is not my car. It’s just a rental. Hail damage repair, you know. (He didn’t know or care but I hoped Laura heard…)
But she should have been. She lives nearby, and I’m sure she loves La Duni. I was disappointed on many, many levels.
Fake Laura: hahaha. You just made my day. Do you think Laura Bush would really park at Crate and Barrel and sneak over to avoid the valet fee?