Why on earth do women plump up their lips larger than their noses? Does anyone think it looks natural or youthful? Against my better judgment I went to the mall to buy my favorite body lotion. In and out. Ten minutes max.
The parking lot was packed like Black Friday, mid-week, mid-day. The Dallas economy is booming. I really like this lotion.
The parking lot was packed like Black Friday, mid-week, mid-day. The Dallas economy is booming. I really like this lotion.
One-third of the women I walked passed had enormous fake Angelina lips. Why? Was there a tracker-jacker nest within Northpark? Dallas must be the inflated lip capitol of the world, next to LA. In 10 days, I saw no one in Fayetteville sporting this craziness. (In fairness, I only visited Sherwin Williams, Sonic and Home Depot…) In Dallas, I see 10 people in 10 minutes with this obsession. But these lips can be spotted at the Dallas Home Depot and Sherwin Williams I feel certain.
This looks about as natural to me as those Dancing with the Stars spray on tans.
Men, are these lips luscious and kissable? Or scary?
Do engorged lips look young when the rest of your body is 50+? Do lip injections lead to turkey neck surgery down the road? I just don’t get it.
talya
Musical Pairings:
Adam Ant, “Plastic Surgery”
Sixpence None the Richer, “Kiss Me”
AMEN SISTA. Your so funny. Be blessed with whatcha got & dont change a thing.
Pretty gross if you ask me….
We are in the South, honey child. We don’t use the word “butt” expect when talking about certain cuts of meat or when discussing goat or goatish behavior. Beware of this Yankee-fication of the language.
Now, where’s my hand fan?
Oops-a-daisy, must be some uncouth Texan slipping in. Pardon my manners:) T.
What’s the proper Southern term for the posterior region?
maybe fanny? T.
Whoa, Nelly. Now we all know Texas is part of the South, so no skirmishing inside the tribe. Looks bad in front of the foreigners(as in Okies). And yes, fanny will do just fine, as will rear end, bottom and derriere. Even in work out classes down South, the posterior region is referred to as “glutes.” It’ll do.
idk I don’t think of Texas as Deep South but more Midwest. It’s kinda it’s own state you know, or so it thinks.
You know that second picture us Nicole, you did that for Becky Sue, I love you 🙂
of course I did! And Becky Sue doesn’t need any help!
Soooo LOL hilarious! I may just need to sit on a depend and forget about wearing it – reading several of these in a row has soaked 3 in a row now. Butt indeed! Talya’s cousin
LOL you are crazy! hahaha thanks! Anonymous’ Cousin T.