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I’ll have my margarita in a ryder cup, please. No salt.

October 1, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

Friday morning before sunrise, I found my husband sitting in the dark on the couch, half-naked, in a trance. With the newspaper still unopened, he was totally mesmerized by the television without yet having read the comics, typically his first priority of the day.

What had captured his soul so early?

Me: Oh, you’re watching golf.
John: It’s the Ryder Cup. He spoke without moving his eyes from the television, without blinking. I went back upstairs.
Thirty minutes later…
John: I think you should expand your blog and write about sports. Write about the Ryder Cup.
Me: But I don’t know anything about the Ryder Cup.
John: You could research it today, and then write something for this weekend. 
…and then he went off into an animated golf hallucination, a long commentary of information specific to the Ryder Cup as I tried to write about Miss Suzy. I listened with one ear, occasionally shaking my head in agreement yeah, uh-huh, maybe, sure…
I believe this topic came up in part due to our conversation the prior night over Tex-Mex at Matt’s.

John: Three is the lucky number for the Rangers. (He seemed excited…)
Me: Are they 3 games back?
John: NO! (He seemed disgusted…. )
I sipped my margarita slowly to avoid a brain freeze yet prepared for the forthcoming brain-freezing explanation.
John: The Rangers’ magic number is 3 to clinch the third straight division crown. We’re heading into a weekend series against the Angels. Only one win and we lock up a playoff berth (or something to that effect). Were his eyes dilated?? 
Me: Oh. That’s good, right?. But I’ve kinda moved on to football. I thought the World Series was like in August or early September. Is it late this year?
John: (gulping beer…) No, same time. Every year.
Me: Hmmm. Ok.

And then he fell head first into a lesson on the American League and National League. I was SO afraid he would quiz me on which league the Rangers are in, but he didn’t. American League? 50-50 chance right? 

I’m sorry, I know baseball is America’s sport, but since Craig Barnett hit me in the head with a fast ball in junior high, cracking teeth and goose-egging my jaw, it’s not my favorite. But I’m glad the Rangers are doing so well, and I really like Ron Washington. I just don’t think the sports should overlap.

‘Tis the season for football.

Later in the day, I took his advice and turned my attention to the Ryder Cup. According to the Ryder Cup for Dummies site “it’s the best damn event in sports.” All of sports? Strong statement…

The crowd is allowed to cheer and heckle the players, which I admit sounds more entertaining than the typical, quiet-as-a-funeral golf. The players wear matching uniforms, very cool. And the format is team oriented – I bet Tiger hates that. 

Part 2 of my research involved watching the Ryder Cup. Assuming the proper lying-on-the-couch golf-watching-position, I was just in time to see Bubba Watson tee off. With the crowd cheering and laughing, golf seemed almost sporty, more like the NBA players who are forced to shoot free throws through fan ruckus. Still, the comfy leather couch and monotone sports announcers blended with a rare afternoon rain shower, lulling me to sleep. I slept soundly for over two hours. 

Heavenly, this Ryder Cup.
talya

P.S. After the weekend, the Rangers’ magic number is now two…and, Europe stunned the U.S. in a wild Ryder Cup comeback.  

Musical Pairings:

Just the Way You Are, Billy Joel

I couldn’t breathe, I couldn’t swallow, the sphincter factor was high. – Hale Irwin, who lost a one-up lead with two holes to play, Ryder Cup 1991
Read more: Ryder Cup quotes









Miss Suzy

September 28, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

For six months a squirrel made her home in our eaves, gaining access up the crepe myrtle ladder and through a rotted board. I named her Miss Suzy.  
As Lucy and Annabelle pulled me down the driveway for our daily walks, Miss Suzy often poked her head through the hole watching us from above. Sometimes she spit bits of pink insulation down on us, chattering and yammering, clearly upset we were disturbing her nap. Or trespassing near her stash of nuts.
Finally, we replaced the wood, evicting her before she moved into the spare bedroom.
When I was a little girl, one of my favorite books was Miss Suzy by Miriam Young and Arnold Lobel. If you aren’t familiar with it, Miss Suzy was a gray squirrel who lived in the tip, tip, top of a tall oak tree. She liked to cook, she liked to clean, and she liked to sing while she worked…. 
Her life was fantastic until a band of six red squirrels took over her home, chasing her away. On a stormy night, she moved into the attic of an old house, into a beautiful dollhouse no longer enjoyed as the little girl had grown up and moved away. To Washington DC… (my words).
My mother read this book to me over and over and over every day. I can recite the words today. And, of course, I still have my copy of Miss Suzy (first edition, copyright 1964, Parents’ Magazine Press.) The pictures are art, the pages heavy and matte, significant.
I’m not sure where Texas Miss Suzy is living now – maybe back in the tip, tip, top of a tall live oak tree with her firefly lamps and acorn cups, where she belongs. But I know where she likes to spend her afternoons – in our backyard, her new home base for nut gathering. We catch her digging holes in the potted plants, the plants that have barely survived the summer. She jumps from the trees onto the fence, and runs along beside the swimming pool. Lucy and Annabelle are on full alert. 
Miss Suzy is fat and very busy. Maybe Texas will actually have a winter this year.
talya
Musical Pairings:
Don’t Forget to Remember Me, Carrie Underwood
…she could see a million stars, the wind blew gently and rocked the tree like a cradle…Miss Suzy was very happy once more.

inside cover, a bit loved:)
can you see above Miss Suzy’s head, the letters BAT written
in pencil, erased, but still there…

Let heaven and nature sing!

September 26, 2012 By Talya Tate Boerner

Momma
The sky reflects a brilliant sea of white, the blanket of white mirrors the fleecy clouds above. An outline of bright blue sky illuminates the land. A globe of white, the heaven and earth indistinguishable, saturated with the aroma of cotton. White gold hanging on stalks ripe for picking.
My mother gives final instruction to her accommodating farmers.
In ten days, if the weather holds out and you observe carefully, you might glimpse a farmer smiling. 
All year they toil for this moment.
Christmas in Autumn. Let heaven and nature sing….

talya

Musical Pairing:

Joy to the World, Three Dog Night

The BAT picking her own cotton.
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Hi! I'm Talya Tate Boerner. Writer, Reader, Arkansas Master Naturalist / Master Gardener, Author of

THE ACCIDENTAL SALVATION OF GRACIE LEE (2016)

GENE, EVERYWHERE: a life-changing visit from my father-in-law (2020)

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