I do believe the only female at the Oscars sans Spanx was Angelina Jolie. I really can’t picture her saying, “Brad, does this size double negative zero dress with the hoo-hoo high slit showcasing my thigh bone make my non-butt look fat?” Much has been made about the way she awkwardly struck a pose, thrusting out her skeletor leg while award presenting – I maintain she was only trying to keep herself upright. She has totally wasted away to the size of a small strange willow twig. Is she starving herself in support of the malnourished Unicef kids in Angola? And was it just me or did her bony leg sparkle a bit like the strange Twilight vampires?
Amy Winehouse, “Hey Little Rich Girl”
Cindi Lauper, “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”