You: There’s a strange car parked in front of our house. The man inside is typing on his iPad. And I saw another strange car this morning when I was working in the yard.
Me: Oooooooh! Maybe we won the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. I bet they are about to come to our front door with one of those giant checks for a bazillion dollars.
You: Or maybe you upset someone when you wrote about those apartments on the corner. Someone is casing our house, probably planning to burn it down.
Me: You think?
You: Yes.
Me: Nah… Probably Publisher’s Clearinghouse.
You: {insert head shake}
Me: {smiling}
Grace Grits and Gardening