Just so we are clear—I am NOT a fashion blogger. Lord no. And if you saw my hot mess closet you’d be shocked.

Okay, here’s my closet…

Oink oink. Pigsty. 

When I heard about the linkup “If My Blog Were An Outfit” (hosted by Hairspray and High Heels), I decided it would be fun and something different for me to do. A sort of paper doll / vision board to showcase my (extreme) casual (simple/boring) style.

Let me introduce you to Grace Grits and Gardening sporting her favorite outfit (and accessories)…

All that’s missing is my face right below the hat, but you get the gist, right?

Some may say, how can a KitchenAid Mixer be part of an outfit? 

And to those I say, a KitchenAid Mixer goes with everything. As do gardening gloves. And pearls…

Grace Grits and Gardening

“Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots.”
― Albert Einstein